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13th of April is national suck Sans dick day so if you see him and you are hot suck his dick.
Oh today is 13th of April, it's National suck Sans dick day so that mean I will suck his dick!
A day on April 12th in which celebrates the art of getting dicked down
Josh: What day is it today?
Devin: It's April 12th, national dick me down day
Kinsey: I'm ready
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Are yall tryna suck Michaels big dick on national suck Michaels dick day because I sure am
National suck Michaels dick day is pretty fun huh
National Unsolicited Dick pic day takes place August 29th of every year. It’s a holiday in which men take photos of their penis and send them to women without regards for their feelings.
Guy 1: Hey man did you hear that today is National Unsolicited Dick pic day?
Guy 2: today? I thought it was yesterday. I sent Joanna a picture with flash and she didn’t respond.
Guy 1: yesterday? Dude that’s so culturally insensitive.
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It’s whenever you be a dick to everyone
People ask people when is NATIONAL BE A DICK DAY May 13TH
This wonderful holiday falls on June the 28th
Get on your knees for him
National suck brians dick day
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when guys need to shut up about mondays being national rape day ...cut off their dicks day every friday!
“Hey dude it’s national cut dicks off day” (cutely cuts dick off)
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