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Virgin Necktie

When you use a long sock to rub one out while lying on your back and it drapes down your chest like a necktie

“Man, Joey’s really not handling the breakup well. He just lies in bed all day while eating Doritos in a virgin necktie

by Zoso_Floyd December 14, 2020


Navarrete Necktie

Getting choked out at work by your state wrestling champ coworker when you told him you are a jujitsu master.

A person (of the jujitsu type) tells his coworker (a former state wrestling champ) that he can't be choked out. The coworker proceeds to send him on a spirit journey with the classic Navarrete Necktie. Yeet

by Napalm Seagull July 21, 2024


goodbye necktie

A noose or slipknot,used for suicidal purposes.

I'm Valentine's Day, I plan on wearing my goodbye necktie, to show my ex girlfriend that I still love her.

by lobonightshade February 26, 2017


Cartagena Necktie

A grisly form of death made popular by the Cartels in Cartagena by making a vertical slit in the throat, cutting the flap of skin under the tongue, then leading the tongue out of the slit in the throat and hanging the person by it.

When we found him, he was hanging from the rafters by a Cartagena Necktie.

by Johnny Crack n' Pack January 24, 2012