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The act of sitting in perverts row in a strip club and eventually jumping on stage and face-fucking the dancer (male or female) wearing nothing but cowboy boots. Most effective if your droopy balls have liver spots on them and when you finish shooting your creamy cucumber sauce you scream, "Piss On It!!."
Gavin and Max were at the Zanzi the other night and Stewart hopped on stage like a confused critter and gave Mistress Hudson the Dirty Neil!
Gavin - "Did he finish it off with an Angry Dragon?"
Max - "It's called a Dirty Neil you moron, now suck my chocolate cave"
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An elderly pervert dressed in tight jeans, jean jacket and cowboy boots who frequents strip clubs and shopping malls
An aging gigolo who is overly sensitive about his age and drooping ball sack
A useless old goat who's only function in life is cutting keys and delivering newspapers
An elderly ramshackle artist with bouts of premature ejaculation
"Look at that Old Goat hitting on those chicks!!"
"Yep, that's Father Neil"
"That dirty old man just told that stripper to piss on it"
"Must be a Father Neil"
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Taken from a character in the comic series Scott Pilgrim, a young neil is someone who hangs out with a group of people despite being younger than the rest of the group.
Even though I just turned 18, most of my friends are in their early 20's. I guess you could say I'm the young neil of the group.
Leo Neil (n): Leo Neil is the biggest jackass one will ever meet. He has no control over himself, especially the things he says. He has a crippling addiction to nicotine and sex. He's constantly talking shit about people and always on the prowl for another girl to sexualize. If you ever meet a Leo Neil, stay away, distance yourself, cut ties, do whatever you have to do to keep your space.
ex: Dude you know that Leo Neil guy?
Yeah dude, he's a fucking jackass.
I know dude, I don't know what to do about him
Just block him
Neil Peart's The Rhythem Method is the best drum solo in the world
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Noun- A character from the movie Dead Poet's Society
Verb- To commit suicide
1. That Neil Perry kid is pretty hot actually
2. Gawd, I have so much homework I think I'm gonna pull a Neil Perry
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Joke usage of two men's names to indicate one on his (or her) knees bobbing his (or her) head - use your imagination to conjure an image of what the second person is having done to them. Euphemism for giving oral sex.
This is not referring to bobbing for apples.
Had a great date last night - we role played - I stood there and she played Neil and Bob.
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