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Pretending you’re a fan of a team after they win a championship, when in reality you’re just a hater of said teams rival.
Look at that guy over the newmaning with that bottle of Don Perignon and Red Sox hat on, wasn’t he a Mets fan just last week?!
Pretending your a fan of a team after they win the championship when in reality you’re only a hater of said teams rival.
Look at that guy over there newmaning over the Red Sox winning the chip; I could’ve sworn he a Mets fan just last week!
Kayne Newman-Hutchinson is thicccccc
The antichrist and bringer of fear. He is secretly Satan and will steal your kneecaps.
Hey, did you vote for Super Awesome Tate Andy Newman for prom king?
Shiny glaze face after getting after It at the Y. Bonus for Krispy Cream flavored lube use.
He came out the bedroom with a glazed Newman after putting in 20 minutes at the Y.
That shining face, like a sweaty Seinfeld Newman, you get after spending time at the Y.
My boy came out the bedroom in Glazed Newman after putting in 20 minutes at the Y.
Defecating on the covers and rubbing it in your partners face.
I one upped her Dutch Oven by giving her The Dutch Paul Newman. Afterwords she broke up with me and I had to buy a new bed.