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Leery Nigel

noun . A Leery Nigel refers to a male of around 18 years old. Who is often something of a recluse and shyes away from society into his darkened room to play on computer games and undress his Night Elf on WOW. His interests include warhammar and other Geekish references. He lives off Hentai and worships anything Japanese. Cannot control or integrate himself around females of any kind; human or otherwise. His affections come across as overbearing and are untamed. His advances often come about from misunderstood friendships and are often unwanted.

... oh my God , did Grant just try and kiss you ?

... yeah he's been a total Leery Nigel ever since i just saw that movie with him and told him he was a nice guy...i like him just as a friend , nothing more...

by Darth_vader's_Hispanic_Maid May 11, 2011

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Nigel the civic

a Silver Honda Civic hatchback that’s owned by a idiot and posts about it on Instagram

Person 1: yo have you seen the new post about Nigel the civic?
Person 2: no I haven’t but he kinda sounds like an idiot

by average ps3 enjoyer January 7, 2022

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Nigel pisswater

Pls some take this name on spotify

Yo, listened to nigel pisswater yet.

by Bitchiest bitch in town February 5, 2022

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nigel farage

A lad who thinks that he is fighting for "indepedence" of the "United Kingdom" by trying to put a referendum on the Lisbon Treaty, the treaty which will give EU a powerful image on the world stage, and bring prosperity to it's citizen.

What Nigel Farage doesn't understand is that the "United Kingdom" is an artificial union caused by the TREATY OF UNION signed in 1707. It was passed by parliamentary ratification despite the HUGE PROTESTS in the streets.

Now tell me, what where the ramifications of the Treaty of Union?

Because of the treaty of union, United Kingdom became one of the most powerful empires in the world, they controled 35%~ of the world population,english has become an international language and the United Kingdom today is one of the richest nations.

But still, it was done against the will of the people, because people think that "national identity" is more important than their childrens future. But yet, scotland and wales are still well known countries in the world.

Now the world is globalizing, with nations like China, India, Brazil, Russia the old nations of europe alone, don't stand a chance, but together the Europeans can bring prosperity to their citizens.


Here is some HOME TRUE for Nigel Farage:
English spy in Scotland during 1707:
"A Scots rabble is the worst of its kind," he reported, "for every Scot in favour there is 99 against"


Albert Einstein "Nationalism is an infantile disease, its the measles of mankind"

In 5 or 6 centuries, anti nationalists will fight a battle on a new front, against the EUIP. The victory will probably lead to the unification of Humanity.

by antinationalist August 24, 2008

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Dirty Nigel

Eating table scraps out of a girls cooch

My girlfriend wanted me to give her a dirty Nigel last night

by Jd of August 30, 2018

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nigel no mates

Someone who has no friends.

Kiwi/NZ slang version of "Nigel No Friends"

nigel no friends

"Oh look, there's Nigel No Mates sitting by himself again"

by kiwi9016 April 28, 2018

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Negative Nigel

Someone who dislikes a person or thing for no apparent reason, just as a stuck up British man named Nigel would be. The Negative Nigel has most likely never met or at least tried to talk to the person, or tried the thing or event that he judges so much. In general, the Negative Nigel is just negative about a lot of things, more than a Negative Nancy. In fact, Negative Nancy actually learned from Negative Nigel after they were together.

Tyler doesn't like Brandon because Tyler just doesn't like him.

Hey Tyler, let's go riding!

Ok well I hope that Brandon dude isn't there.
Why?
He's annoying.
Why is he annoying?
He just is.
But you haven't even met him...

Tyler is therefore a Negative Nigel.

by jdub289f October 29, 2013

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