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A poker face of equal parts beauty and badassedness. It is fierce enough to make you fold your cards away in fear, while also beautiful enough to cause you to forget about man's inhumanity to man.
She looked around the table, wearing that Nikki on her face, causing most to immediately abandon any ambitions towards earning the pot, and a few to forget they were even sitting in on the game.
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a beautiful person. She is a sex god. If you ever meet a nikki praise the ground the walks on and feed her grapes. Then chant a song of praise while she walks with her glorious curls. And gorgeous wavy blonde and brown hair. She is also good in bed. (; All dem bitches want her. She is also very popular and nice, she doesn't like to lead people on. She is the definition of perfection.
boy #1 : Did you see that beautiful girl? She is so perfect ! I want her so bad. I wonder how she is in bed.(;
boy #2 : Damn right, i have. She's Nikki the glorious sex god !
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TOTAL RETARD. hottest israeli/russian you will ever meet. is a big whore. doesnt wear make up... which is a big turn on. has the biggest jew nose. be cautious when digging your tongue inside her mouth, you might get diseased. has absolutly no ass and tits, but her face makes up for it. thinks she can fight... but she really cant. knows pretty much every dealer, and tries making friends with all of them just so they can spark her. has sick open cribs. biggest pot head you will ever meet... hasnt had one sober day yet!
drug dealer - fuk! nikkis calling, she definitly wants a spark up.
drug dealers friend - fuk.. wtf.. tell her to fuck off.
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A Nikki is a one if a kind who was birthed of the god Zeus. Therefore this explains her godlike appearance and ability. After meeting a Nikki, it becomes obvious that she is an Olympian, and has extra terrestrial powers; hence the offspring name Nicole (in which her mother speaks of her). If you ever invite Nikki on a date, suggest making tie-dye cake, smiley face chips (of British form), or playing Mario Kart. However, you shall NEVER grant her with a Burger King crown, speak of b-dawg, or 'Jonah'. If this rare occasion happens, QUEEN B**CH comes out, and this will wreck your relationship. The curse of MNJAH would strike upon you as you plunge off of the face of the earth after seeking forgiveness. You are now stamped with the label <Peasant>
A: Have you ever met a Nikki?
B: I did yesterday in the elevator. So grateful for her 25 seconds of presence before she crutched away.
A: Well, Nikkis commonly have injuries after competing in the Olympics. You gotta bear with them
B: Thanks dude, so why'd she call me a peasant?
A: *death stare*
B: *gaping mouth*
A: *faints*
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Nikki a person who doesn't have sex for so long she has become a self proclaimed nun.
Usually uses the words Closed For Business. Rusty Pipes. Squeaky When She Walks.
She hasn't had sex for long she became a Nikki
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Nikki is a freaky girl who loves to show her asshole, but if you get to know her she is very kind,smart,generous and funny. She is also a snack to look at. would definitely take to my penthouse. She is super talented in everything she does. also loves climbing walls and dancing.
this person is so nice, must be a nikki
this is the blackest girl ive ever seen... must be a nikki
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