Rural Dictionary

dirty niko

when you write 'public toilet' on his asscheek and then poop in his asshole for 4 hours straight.

kyle: hey do you want me to pull a dirty niko on you
niko: ah fuck yeah

by _astr02 January 22, 2022

A very sexy but passionate guy. Niko has a really huge ego, and is selfish in many ways. He is known to have a really great body with huge arms. he also has a very cute smile. Many girls consider niko to be extremely hot or very cute. Niko is also one of the funniest people anyone would ever encounter in life because he does things normal people wouldn't even consider. Many guys hate on niko because he have qualities that they dont have. A natural born leader, Knows how to protect people he really loves. Legend has it that niko will meet 2 girls in his life that will have an impact on him, he would then tell the girl that she will be his future wife someday to symbolize how special she really is! Niko is gifted with so many God given talents

That guy is really a Niko Mondy

by Myth dictionary August 11, 2012

niko mcbrain

the amazing drummer for the best metal band ever, iron maiden.

niko mcbrain has a right foot that is not from this world

by brutaldeath August 1, 2007

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Lucky Niko

The guy that everyone cums on in a male gay orgy. The guy usually volunteers for the position but is also appointed to the position due to his small dick size.

Book really wanted to be the Lucky Niko when his friends came over to celebrate his new XBOX purchase.

by Vader Time November 23, 2009

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