Ed Cigar

Bad ass drummer from Central Jersey.

Dick: "That Buddy Rich was sure a swell drummer."
Jane: "Sure, but he's no Ed Cigar."

Iraqi cigar

When someone is fed laxatives and wrapped in plastic wrap like a cigar. When they shit themselves they have become an Iraqi cigar.

It is best to use heavy duty saran wrap when you make an Iraqi cigar.

cigar burn

An anus. A butthole. The dime sized brownish pink hole resembles a burn from a cigar

"Your ass stinks, go wash that cigar burn of yours!"

sweaty cigar

a moist penis

Man she can really smoke a sweaty cigar.

cigar merchant

Another derogatory term for a homosexual man. So named because, like a cigar merchant, he likes to put a good hand rolled length in his mouth and take a long, leisurely drag on it.

"Hey, check out the fag over there - a real cigar merchant."

colombian cigar

The process of shitting inside someone else’s asshole

Thomas: dude I gotta shit

Zane: shut up before I give you a Colombian cigar

human cigar

When a girl takes a hit from a vape, then she proceeds to give a man a blowjob while slowly exhaling, making it look like she is smoking his dick.

Adam:Did you know Jessica smokes?
Dhruv:No
Danny:Yeah she took a hit from a human cigar