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Ed Cigar

Bad ass drummer from Central Jersey.

Dick: "That Buddy Rich was sure a swell drummer."
Jane: "Sure, but he's no Ed Cigar."

by Monkey Jones July 11, 2008


Iraqi cigar

When someone is fed laxatives and wrapped in plastic wrap like a cigar. When they shit themselves they have become an Iraqi cigar.

It is best to use heavy duty saran wrap when you make an Iraqi cigar.

by Brown Town Clown August 24, 2009


cigar burn

An anus. A butthole. The dime sized brownish pink hole resembles a burn from a cigar

"Your ass stinks, go wash that cigar burn of yours!"

by Brianne1979 January 05, 2006


sweaty cigar

a moist penis

Man she can really smoke a sweaty cigar.

by Big Daddy October 22, 2003


cigar merchant

Another derogatory term for a homosexual man. So named because, like a cigar merchant, he likes to put a good hand rolled length in his mouth and take a long, leisurely drag on it.

"Hey, check out the fag over there - a real cigar merchant."

by Wizards Sleeve November 05, 2006


colombian cigar

The process of shitting inside someone else’s asshole

Thomas: dude I gotta shit

Zane: shut up before I give you a Colombian cigar

by Ryzarix August 14, 2021


human cigar

When a girl takes a hit from a vape, then she proceeds to give a man a blowjob while slowly exhaling, making it look like she is smoking his dick.

Adam:Did you know Jessica smokes?
Dhruv:No
Danny:Yeah she took a hit from a human cigar

by Cool kids 26 May 22, 2017