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That pain u get when ur cum sticks to ur skin and slowly peels off as the day goes by....
I did not wipe the cum off of my dick so i got a cum stretch all day...
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MEDICAL CONDITION
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derogatory
1. Found in and most common to an orifice that has been penetrated repeatedly. Most people who are repeatedly penetrated can suffer this condition.
2. A female or male who is on the receiving end of numerous sexual penetrations.
3. A vagina after child birth.
4..Used to refer to a slut, nymphomaniac or person of low moral fiber with an inability to refuse sexual advances.
synonyms: promiscuous woman · prostitute · whore · floozy · tramp · hooker my ex
Your momma is so "stretched-out" sex with her was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Dion is so "stretched out" after last night's party. His butt reminds me of fucking a muddy hole.
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Where a white lady has had sex with a large black guy with a thick BBC and been over filled beyond any point of sex with a white guy.
Jane found that her black lover had stretched her pussy beyond any point her white husband was able - when she returned home her husband remarked with envy and shock "Jane, you've been black stretched"
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When you need to stretch, but you don't want to stop playing your game by letting go of your controller, so you do a half-arsed stretch instead, while still pressing buttons on your controller. It's not as good as a proper stretch but it is adequate for the time being.
Guy #1: I need to stretch, but if I stop playing for 3 seconds, I'm gonna get shot in my game!
Guy #2: Do a gamer stretch, that way you can keep playing.
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Earlobes containing earrings that are stretching sufficiently beyond the base 18G posts that most people get pierced with.
Most people don't consider the process of gauging to stretched lobes "acquired" until you get to 0g, or zero gauge.
After slipping the taper through the healed piercing and following with the jewelry, I now had 1/2" stretched lobes.
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When a girl is bent over and the other person licks from the clitoris all the way to the asshole.
Man, I guess she went running earlier because I gave her a stretch hummer and it tasted salty
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to hurry up; carribean in origin
stretch a foot mon, before tha po' get here
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