A small ass town with too much drama, where the drug dealers are as young as 14 yr olds, its full of skaters, wiggers and hippies...the only nice rides are those who are Russian, Drug dealers, or those who fish in the summer..the girls are passed around like candy, the boys are all either, drunks, stoners, or crazy church head hippies...eveyone does town laps all day and stare at eachother. yep, this is my town..drama drama and more drama, and fish...and weed....thats all we got.
Ex. #1
1: "aaahh dudde, did you see kossis new 'lade?"
......highlight of everyones boring a*s day in homer alaska
Ex. #2
1: "what you wanna do?"
2: "idk, what you wanna do?''
1: "idk mane...what you finna do?'
.......continues to ride around town for about 6 hours.
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A prank call name. Use it on a bartender.
You: I'm looking for Mr. Seckshwul. First name, Homer
Bartender to customers: Hey, is there a Homer Seckshwul in here?
Customers: *laughs*
BArtender: *gets mad*
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Sexy ass Homer Simpson dance move that you grind the air and put your hands in front of your face indicating that you want to do the sex
Damn bruh he really doin the homer grind on her.
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This is a text drawing of Homer Simpson
(_8(|) <- Homer Simpson
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A dog that has sustained immense trauma, usually missing an eye.
Yo that kind of looks like homer's dog.