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Mind Boner

When you feel titillated looking at a HPOA but not enough to show physical evidence for it (read: boner)

Man! I got a mind boner when I saw 'Jenny the HPOA girl'!

by Der Gelb Baron August 14, 2010

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Fat minded

A fat minded person thinks and acts in a way that will make him/her fat.

"She finally found an healthy recipe but she's always making and eating it at 3 AM."
"Yes she's fat minded."

"I ate healthy yesterday so today I can eat pizza."
"You're so fat minded."

by TheMekaUltra January 12, 2020


self-minded

A person who cares for oneself only, is selfish.

Jimmy wanted the last slice of cake, Brenda wanted it also, so instead of sharing the last slice of cake he took the whole thing because Jimmy is a self-minded piece of shit. Don't be like Jimmy.

by Empastelic Smiles February 4, 2016


ukraine minded

People who think of Ukraine every time they see blue and yellow together because of the attention it has gathered since Putin invaded it

Guy : Sees a blue and yellow colored block
Him being Ukraine Minded: I wonder what that looks like

by CheddarAlfredo March 17, 2022

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Mind Candy

Provides mental stimulation through visual and/or audible sensations. Which, when combined with other stimuli, such as at a music concert, can invoke feelings of euphoria and energy that otherwise are only reachable through mind altering chemicals.

Chris Houser (guitarist for The Werks) is such mind candy! I can watch him all night!

by topnomi April 16, 2015


mind spaniels

This can be used when your mind has a sudden glitch, and you cannot think straight (like spaniels whizzing around your head). It can also be used to discribe someone crazy or just someone retarded.

'so i was just about to... wait where was i? bloody mind spaniels!'

or..

'i belive that man is carrying a touch of mind spaniels'

by Dyfrig May 11, 2010


mind fapping

wasting valuable time watching stupid videos or porn on the internet when you should be doing something more constructive.

I was going to work on my paper, but I followed a link and before you know it, I was mind fapping for hours.

by robisawesome August 29, 2011