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Germany is a beautiful country with many nature,also you can drink there the best beer of the world (stauder!!) and its legal wow nice the people are a little bit unfriendly and stingy but not all of them
American:what are you doing?
german:i drink my beer in the public coz its legal in germany
The country that was the home of the absolute Crazy “handsome” sir that was born in fuckin’ Austria. Adolf Hitler. It has the best Bretsel in this fucking world, as well as the best fucking beer and extremely gentle people. It is also the fatherland of Germs
Girl: I can’t wait to go on a trip to Germany!
Boy: Me too! I searched some interesting information about Germany…
I’m going to use she/her and he/him to reference nations because why not.
This asshole cunt “Nation” caused a world war, her ally(her vassal actually) Austria(back then Austria-Hungary) caused another. You wanna know how it happened?
Well it all started with Franz Ferdinand, Archduke of Austria being assassinated. By a fuckin Serbian. Austria-Hungary was pissed and he demanded that she(Serbia)pay up. Serbia said no and the world went to hell on World War 1, between Entente(UK, Russia, France, soon Italy, USA, JapanNo Germany and Japan were not lesbian this time, that is WW2, more) and the Central Powers(Germany, Austria-Hungary, later the Ottoman Empire and Bulgaria).
The Ottoman Empire simply joined because blame Germany.
After the Treaty of Versailles which ended WW1(Germany had to kill herself essentially) yeah this Austrian called Hitler was not happy he seized power via “democratic ways” then the Großdeutsches Reich anschulssed her former ally Österreich(he hated it) and Germany went on to take the Česko part of Czechoslovakia and make the Slovensko part into a puppet. Then Germany invaded/raped Poland because she was horny and needed that sweet sweet Danzig from him and decided to carve him up with his neighbor the USSR(he is big). Britain and France did not like this and declare war because they had a guarantee on his ass then France and the Benelux fell cuz incompetence then Germany tried taking the USSR but his ass was too big for her to handle then she died.
Guy 1: Hitler did nothing wrong
Guy 2: NEO NAZI ALERT
Guy 3: why is Germany such a mess these days
Germany is a country in middle Europe. Currently a secret One-Party dictatorship under CDU, CSU and SPD, led by Angela Merkel.
Germany was a country with maybe the most interesting culture and history in Europe.
The future of Germany isn't going to be well, due to the current One-Party Politics.
Somebody: "Hey, what's up with Germany?"
German: "We are pretty much a few months away from a civil war, in which the 'radical right', that's how they are insulted, fight against the 'Refugees Welcome' people, who want to see Germany being enslaved by Islamists."
Somebody: "OMG YOU NAZI!!!"
German: *Doesn't even care anymore* "I'd rather be a Nazi than practicing radical islamism."
Somebody: *Twitters* "Today is officially punch a Nazi day!!!"
Something germany likes. Not poland. But some things. Also not jews.
Is america germany-like?
No