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a guy that is extremely hot and loves dateing blondes. girls want him but he rejects those he likes knowing his heart could be broken. Noah is a lax bro and rocks them nike air maxs and high nike black socks. he is a typical lax bro but non lax bros like him to. Noah uses all the lax bro terms and is a rich kid. overall noah is a chill guy.
dude:yo did u see noah
girl:ahhh what a hot lax bro
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To have sex with an extremely hot woman, while fingering four other girls, 2 with each hand while "toe-ing" 2 more girls, one with each foot. Basically to Noah is to have sex with as many girls as possible, using every single body part capable of penetration.
Yo I Noahd them bitches so hard last night.
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A MOTHER FUCKING GAY WAD THAT WHEN SCANNED WITH THE GAY-O-METER 6000 WILL CORRUPT THE DATA AND EXPLODE
NOAH WHY ARE YOU SO GAY
Noah: I'm NoT gAy YoU aRe
Not even 5 seconds later
Noah: HeY yOu CoMiNg To ThE dUnGeOnS aNd DrAgOnS cLuB tOdAy
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A asian dude who plays trumpet. He likes to scream. Did I mention he likes to storm bathroom with other squads of asian?
"Noah is gay."
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