cluck norris

a chickin that kicks ass

holy shit did you see cluck norris kick that kids ass

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proper norris

A word what you use to describe something whats good.

Yo dan, dat bird looks proper norris, innit.

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Norris dick

The act of gaining an erection while watching a Chuck Norris film. A rigid formation in the trousers while viewing Braddock: Missing in Action III. The aroma associated with Norris dick; i.e. the pong of Norris’ disgusting odor from his balloon knot. The act of gaining Norris dick, whereas a mans stab becomes erect due to a gathering of Chuck Norris memorabilia, including, but not limited to, autographed footballs and signed spleens.

As Samuels’s stomach hemorrhaged profusely, he garnered Norris dick during the viewing of Lone Wolf McQuade.

Butter and cognac are beneficial to any young man in the throws of Norris dick.

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The Chuck Norris

Sex Move. Whilst the female (or male) is sucking on your shaft, he/she proceeds to 'speedbag' your ballsack.

Guy: This sex is fun, but i need a change.
Girl: How about i give you The Chuck Norris?

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Chug Norris

Someone who finds courage and unmatched fighting skills after chugging alcohol.

Jimmy went Chug Norris on Adam after drinking all of that Fireball.

Chub Norris

A male that wanks his own chub with such veracity it’s like he’s practicing some unmatched fighting skills.

My roommate is chub Norris. You’ll hear it pounding shortly.

Chick Norris

Any female who has an intimate sexual desire for CHUCK Norris.

Amiee: OMG I LOVE CHUCK! I want himmm!

Julie: You're such a Chick Norris

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