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when a man is fucking his woman and he puts his secretions in her hair until it gets real nappy and sticky. The girl will then tell him not to tell anyone he did that, which after she says that you then tell the first person you see.
jason: OH OH OH I THINK IM CUMMIN!!!
lindsey: ugh give it to me baby
jason: *squirt squirt*
lindsey: ugh you got it in my pefectly good hair
please dont tell anyone.
jason: *runs away*
danny: why are you breathing soo hard?
jason: dude i jus cummed all in my girls hair!!
danny: no way you NORTH CAROLINA NUT DRIPPING NAPPY NARC
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When he mounts a girl's face with her head towards his legs and slides his dick inside her mouth so that his balls create a wig wam around her nose.
"That Canadian broad almost passed out after I gave her a North Carolina Wig wam."
Where you fuck a chick while shes on her period and slide your bloody hand her stomach
You know what carol being a bith ima give her the north Carolina slippin slide from hell
Normal citizen: "Hey dude what's up!"
dEcA member: "I am in North Carolina Deca"
Normal citizen: "um..ok...How are you doing?"
dEcA member: "Was I not clear? I am in North Carolina Deca"
Normal citizen: "uhh... how are your classes?"
dEcA member: "Deca"
Normal citizen: "Wha-"
dEcA member: "DECA!"
Normal citizen: "Yo, you good?"
dEcA member: "DECA! DECA! DECA! DECA! I LOVE DECA! i LOVE DECA! i AM GOING TO ICDC! I AM NOT HUMAN, I AM DECA!!!"
Normal citizen: " I need to gtfo!"
Normal citizen: "Hey dude what's up!"
dEcA member: "I am in North Carolina Deca"
Normal citizen: "um..ok...How are you doing?"
dEcA member: "Was I not clear? I am in North Carolina Deca"
Normal citizen: "uhh... how are your classes?"
dEcA member: "Deca"
Normal citizen: "Wha-"
dEcA member: "DECA!"
Normal citizen: "Yo, you good?"
dEcA member: "DECA! DECA! DECA! DECA! I LOVE DECA! i LOVE DECA! i AM GOING TO ICDC! I AM NOT HUMAN, I AM DECA!!!"
Normal citizen: " I need to gtfo!"
Do not be fooled. dEcA is not a high school club, it is a way of life. A cult. If you join dEcA, you might as well forget about life in itself. dEcA fools children into believing that it's a marketing club. That could not be more inaccurate. dEcA is the gateway to an obsessive and exclusive life that towers over regular mortals (people not in dEcA). Annually, the members of dEcA meet at the epiphany of cultism: ICDC-- the ultimate test of ones humanity. It is labeled as dEcA's, "international competition," but regular functioning humans can see through this bs. ICDC is the place where one goes, only return as a part of a communist group otherwise known as: dEcA. Although ICDC can cost up to $5000 for some states, the flashy locations of ICDC (such as Orlando) lure innocent children in. However, on rare occasions, you can find a dEcA state officer. These people vary, they are either people who do dEcA for the college app, or people who have conversations that are 88% made up of dEcA. You have been warned. Stay away. Share the truth.
Normal citizen: "Hey dude what's up!"
dEcA member: "I am in North Carolina Deca"
Normal citizen: "um..ok...How are you doing?"
dEcA member: "Was I not clear? I am in North Carolina Deca"
Normal citizen: "uhh... how are your classes?"
dEcA member: "Deca"
Normal citizen: "Wha-"
dEcA member: "DECA!"
Normal citizen: "Yo, you good?"
dEcA member: "DECA! DECA! DECA! DECA! I LOVE DECA! i LOVE DECA! i AM GOING TO ICDC! I AM NOT HUMAN, I AM DECA!!!"
Normal citizen: " I need to gtfo!"
When you’re fucking some greasy chick and you both have herpes and gonorrhoea she proceeds to shit on your dick and then licks it up
Boy 1 : Dude I got a raging hot North Carolina stuffed pepper yesterday
Boy 2: That’s nasty man get the f**k away from me
Giving a person a hug with 5 inches apart
He hit me with a North Carolina hug on our first date.