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A phrase you use when you try to piss anyone off at anytime.
Cindy: Soooo jim will you go out with me no
Douchbag Jim: No
Cindy: But why
Douchbag jim: Because your mom
Cindy: That phrase is so old jim
Douchbag Jim: Yea like your mom
Cindy: How do you now how old my mom is
Douchbag jim: Because her i slept with her :)
Cindy: That proves nothing
Douchbag Jim: Her Pussy was filled with spiderwebs
Jessica: whats the answer to number 12
Douchbag Jim: Your mom
1. The answer to any question, except those asked by teachers.
2. An insult.
3. The funniest brand of joke.
1.
Do:
Jen: When's the test?
You: Your mom.
Don't:
Teacher: Bob, what's 2+2?
You: Your mom.
2.
Bob: Youre a b word.
You: YOUR MOM is a b word.
3.
Your moms voice is so high pitched she walked into a concert and they thought she was the amp.
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it is also a dead meme fighting to survive.
Jimmie: hey Chad what did you do last night?
Chad: Your Mom
your mom is a joke format that people use to make the other have to come up with a comeback
your mom is so fat she made the earth go out of orbit
The largest object known to man, being an estimated 7 times larger than the Universe itself.
Person: Hey did you hear that they recently got photo evidence of your mom being larger than the Universe?