nutty in the salsa

a very fun activity to do with your friends where you get salsa dip your ballsack in it (not pp tho) and you ENJOY THAT SALSA

me: you dude you want to do some nutty in the salsa
him: yeah *pulls out salsa*
me: *vigerously dips nutsack in salsa*
friend: slurps up that salsa
friend: yummmmy

The Nutty Barbarian

This act includes the following: You and your partner are heating things up, you tell them you need to "freshen up" in the restroom. You proceed to take the nastiest shit you can WITHOUT wiping. You run to the bed and sit on her face you then violently rub your non wiped ass and nuts up and down her face.

After along day of shopping with the wife and bad mexican food, she wanted to try on her new lingerie so I knew she was in for The Nutty Barbarian.

Nutty pot

The nutty pot is when a man ejaculates into one nostril and it shoots out the other nostril. May or may not help clear the sinuses.

Allen gave Anna a nutty pot after she blew him.

chin nutty

A deep throat blow job that results in a load being released on the chin

Man, I gave that Ho a Chin Nutty last night!!!!

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Nutty pot

When you have semen ejaculated into your anus while simultaneously ejaculating.

Chet totally gave me a nutty pot last night.

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as nutty as a fruitcake

completely insane, very eccentric

That girl is as nutty as a fruitcake

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nutty coco

A popular derogatory term used by Australian youth to mentally demean a person's behaviour to that of a crazy native aboriginal tribesman.

Alex: God Kevin is such a bloody freak!
Simon: If he were any more spastic he'd be a nutty coco for sure!

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