oy vey goyim

a yEEEEEtdish term meaning "oh a fucking goyim" and goyim means a non jew, so its like gringo but for YEEEEEEEETdish peYOple.!

YEED: *sniffs* SHALOM. where is my monnnEYYY.

goyim: *speaks in texan* yee HAWWW its ma monAY
yeed: AHHAU7AHA. A GOYIM. oy vey goyim ! * the YEED cries in pain as he strikes the GOYIM *

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oye mi canto

noooo....dont listen to dat spanish deprived person who wrote that "oye mi canto" means "heres my song"....!!!

oye mi canto = listen to my singing


aprende español y despues traduci ok?!

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Oy with the poodles already!

Taken from the popular dramedy 'Gilmore Girls' (2000 - 2007 R.I.P.) starring Lauren Graham and Alexis Bledel, this phrase can be used to shut up a person that is talking non-stop about a certain subject.
This phrase can be heard in the opening of the episode titled "I Can't Get Started" (season 2, episode 22) when Lorelai, played by Graham, mentions that "oy" and "poodle" are the two funniest words in the entire world. She says that if you put them togther in a sentence you'd have a catchphrase that's "knocking 'What you talkin' about Willis?' right out of first place".

Hollywood-Obssesed Girl: "Oh em gee! Can you believe how Brad just absolutely left Jennifer for that big-lipped freak Angelina Jolie?! I mean, come on! They were sooooo cute together! And unless you've been living under a rock since '04, you've heard about it! I feel sooooo bad for Jenn. It was just so unfair for that poor excuse for an actress to come and steal Brad! Of course, Brad is to blame too! It's just like a man to go cheating like that. And then there's the fact that-"

Girl 2 (interrupting): "Oy with the poodles already!"

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oy vey

its DUTCH not yiddish, as believed by some unbalanced nojewish people.

Unbalanced child: oy vey is JEWISH.
Validargument kid: Its dutch. everyone knows that.
Unbalanced child: oh yea, youre right, i think ill go change my shoelaces now.

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Oye Vey Maria

Term used by a half Jewish half Catholic to express an exclamation.

"The car is going to cost $5000 to fix? OYE VEY MARIA!

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Oy it's your boy

A hip way to say "I'm here"

Oy it's your boy, I brought the chips!

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Oye Como Va

A phrase that when mixed with keyboard, cowbell, and guitar turns everyone in the room Cuban and initiates instant dancing.

"A: Hey bud, wanna see something cool"

"B: Sure!"

"A: K one second, "Brings out band of keyboardist, drummer and guitarist,"

"A:Oye Como Va!"

"B:Oh, Oh, esta Música es tan caliente. Mi cabeza va a explotar!"

"A: Cha!"

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