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An extremely large areola on a plus sized girl that resembles an oatmeal raisin cookie, may also make u want to yell "Whoop Areola!!!"
What did her nipples look like???
Bout the size of an oatmeal raisin cookie.
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Performing cunnilingus on a woman with a yeast infection.
Brian was looking forward to licking some tasty pussy, but when he unzipped Sarah's jeans, he realized all he'd be eating that night was a tuna oatmeal sandwich.
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The act of ingesting scat with a spoon while pleasuring oneself in a sexual manner.
I had the house all to myself last night, so I had the best oatmeal cookie of my life!
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Exactly what it sounds like. Nothing sexual about it, you fucking retards. Tastes pretty great even if it doesn't sound that good, trust me on this.
I just had a tasty oatmeal raisin cookie from my cookie jar, it tasted great!
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The spreading of unwanted or wasted food from location to location within the house and automobile.
We found the cherrios in the backseat of the car, but it was too late. The oatmeal tsunami had hit the gargage and laundry room.
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The act of giving a girl a creampie, promptly pulling out and throwing a handful of oatmeal on it.
I went to eat some oatmeal this morning, but then remembered that I used the rest of it last night when I did the Oatmeal Cream Pie to that girl from the party.
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The instance where you take a shit, wipe, and take more shit.
Little debbie made an Oatmeal Cream Pie in the shitter.