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..."Mom there's no more kool-aid" "Girl you'd better go get you some ocean punch"...
A club in nottingham run by the lord Andy Hoe. Its the most desirable place on a friday night and features topless students both male and female during their famous Baywatch Song.
'I cant leave university because I love Ocean Nightclub too much'
'I could bang my girlfriend tonight but id prefere to go to Ocean Nightclub'
'I'd skip a funeral for Ocean Nightclub'
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An overweight girl with enormous thighs. A condition that may have been achieved from eating hundreds of sticks of butter.
Have you seen Nicole lately? She's an Ocean of Butter.
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To waste one's time attempting to do the impossible.
Scope is too big to do in one project. Break it up into more than one. Don’t try to solve every problem at once. Identify a couple, address them, and move on.
You're wasting my time. You might as well be boiling the ocean.
Perhaps your scheme to connect all the computers together in the Internet in order to communicate with alien intelligence is a bit ambitious. Try something less difficult like boiling the ocean.’
In Obama's first year as President, he was trying to boil the ocean.
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A county located in the south central/south part of New Jersey. Most consider it total backwoods pine barrens, despite the fact that everything is developed like any central jersey town till you get south of Manahawkin (being if you don't go about 10 minuets west). The pinnacle of the shore, featuring both Seaside and Long Beach Island. If you are a local kid, you know that Ocean County is a beach/suburb/pineland clusterfuck. Most who reside here will probably tell you that there is nothing to fucking do. In the summer, our beaches are overrun by tourists, and by winter, everything is closed. We have the shittest mall known to man, and music venues consist of firehouses and elks lodges. Most kids just end up drunk/high at a local Applebee's or diner, followed by a trip to the outside of the movie theaters to smoke cigarettes, start fights, and trash local retail stores. All in all, Ocean County is known to everyone else as a shore resort, but to those who live here as a place where Suburbia goes to die.
In Ocean County you get all the fun of the beach, Central Jersey suburbia, and backwoods pine barrens.
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A safe-haven for rich white children who want to act like they live the lives of black kids in the projects without having to worry about the crime or poverty. Ironically, the local police also use this as an excuse for their behavior. Also good for popping your cherry before being a teenager or not having to leave school grounds for drugs. The school system frowns upon this behavior by demoting high school teachers who fuck their students to middle school teaching positions.
Girl 1: I'm really worried this tampon is gonna break my hymen
Girl 2: You're from Ocean Township. You're hymen broke when you fucked that teacher in middle school right after you bought weed from the white kid with a gold chain at the locker next to you
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but Jeniffer you can't have cake by the ocean. your gonna get sand all over your icing.
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