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A quick nut, to briefly masturbate
I felt horny, so I decided to wax one off
When a man masturbates.
Friend: What are you up to today?
Man: Not much, just sitting here twisting one off.
A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping
So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...
adj. A person that is crazy or behaving in idiotic ways
"you are so off one's base"
The act of touching oneself in private places to excite in an effort to achieve climax, or to orgasm. The act is completed when one achieves their orgasm.
Also known as the action of masturbating.
It can be used to describe the process concerning either gender.
Example 1:
Jill: Ew did Tim just bump one off in your bathroom?
Beth: Yeah I think he did - don't go in there.
Example 2:
Guy outside bathroom: Are you done in there? I need to use the bathroom.
Guy in bathroom: Leave me alone, I'm bumping one off!
Having a cheeky wank without anyone knowing.
Be right back I'm off to sly one off before my wife gets back