Rural Dictionary

September 29

This day is show affection to your bf/gf/crush day.

Y/N:*walks up to them*
Them:what are you doing?
Y/n: showing you affection

Them: Why?
Y/n: because it’s September 29

by Jane Doe123 September 29, 2021

A boy born on this day is the best boyfriend ever with the most lovable personality and the cutest smile. He knows how to treat a girl right and you can rely on him to always be there for you when you need him most. You’ll feel comfortable being yourself around him. He can be kind, caring, funny, crazy, honest, trustworthy, strong, brave and loyal but also a lot of trouble. If you are lucky enough to have a boy in your life with this birthday then every morning when you wake up you’ll think to yourself how lucky you are to call him yours and every night you can’t help but go to bed dreaming of him. Whenever your feeling down he never fails to put the biggest smile on your face and make you feel like the happiest girl in the world. It’s easy to get lost in his deep blue ocean eyes that change colour depending on his mood which makes him so special. He’s the kind of person you can’t imagine life without and makes you think about all the happy memories you’ll make in the future together. He deserves anything and everything and so much more. Also he’s so fucking fit and has a massive dick.

Girl: when’s your birthday

Boy: August 29
Girl: I think I wanna marry you

by Guesssssssss October 25, 2019

100👍 25👎

October 29

National Penis Inspection Day
An annual inspection, which happens on October 29th. Start off by going up to your significant other or someone (with consent), to check their package to make sure everything is alright downstairs.

Gym Teacher: "Guys, it's October 29th, you know what that means"
Josh: "Oh god, I might fail the inspection"
Sarah: "Don't worry, Josh, everything looks alright, you'll be fine!"

by Lord of the Coom October 26, 2020

21👍 3👎