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not my monkey not my shit show: what are monkeys in cages notoriously known for?
Monkey: *throwing shit*
Me: not my monkey not my shitshow
Or
Friend1: *got stabbed by their dog or smth*
Friend2: not my monkey, not my shit show
When you fart so hard you poop in your pants and it spreads all throughout your shit butt. Usually a side effect of the weed being too fire.
Brayden: Holy shit this weed so fye I just farty poopsed on my shit butt
Jeff:damn
Brayden: I guess it's a severe case of Farty poops on my shit butt
Said to a person/company/body/instituition plagarises a phrase,joke, idea and uses as their own.
Bruno Mars: "......MTV to teach me how to dougie."
Swag District: Fucking Mars, eat MY shit and get clever.
Medical condition where you have an intense urge to take a massive dump in tupperware and put it in the fridge
Eat-my-shit (EMS) Syndrome
1. Mind your own business
2. I wan't nothing to do with you
3. You're no friend of mine
Man keep your pig out of my shit!
its when your shit falls out of your ass, hits the toilet, the toilet brakes and your sitting in your shit
when you eat mexican food, you achieve stomping power, then your in the bathroom screaming MY SHIT JUST ACHIEVED STOMPING POWER!!!!
When you get several answers right on an exam, but only because you had outside knowledge from some personal experiences in the past.
Person 1: Yo, how the FUCK did you get 100% on that final??
Person 2: What can I say? I was on my Slumdog shit...good luck in summer school!!
Person 1: Fuck.