A) The opposite of Greg Maddux. A cheater with a bad attitude, anger issues, and a lone wolf mentality. Plays for himself, and quite willing to throw his family and friends under the bus to make sure his cheating ways don't hurt his hall of fame chances.
B) VERB To backstab someone in order to avoid heat.
C) When having vaginal intercourse with a girl, pull out and instantly ram it into her ass, like a steroids needle.
(P.S. Greg Maddux was denied Cy Young awards when he was the best pitcher in the league, and Roger Clemens has won them when he wasn't. And one of them likes to have needles jammed into his ass, and I'll give you a hint, it isn't Greg Maddux.)
A) Roger Clemens is the epitome of what a major league baseball player should not be.
B) My best friend pulled a Roger Clemens on me.
C) Way to go, McNamee.
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An alcoholic beverage constructed of a PBR (Pabst Blue Ribbon) 160z with a lemon wedge inserted into the can. The origin of this drink is Honolulu, HI.
Considered the most luxurious budget drink ever concocted by mankind.
Bartender: "What are we having boys?"
You: "I'll take a Star Rogers"
Bartender: "Coming right up."
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a beautiful human being that is so perfect he is often mistaken for god himself. known for playing captain america
"this isn't freedom, it's fear. we are holding a gun to every citizens head and calling it security." - Steve Rogers
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This is what you call it when you are suffering from severe fecal impaction - feces that is compressed so much that it has turned into a hardened stone, difficult to pass, and often accompanied by blood.
"Dude, is everything ok? You were in the bathroom for 45 minutes!"
"Yeah, I'm ok. I was passing a Roger Stone."
hott ass bass player from Less Than Jake he also does some vocals
he is also in Rehasher
he has awesome hair. it is the shit.
dammmn i got that new CD and Roger Manganelli has an aweeesome voice!
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The most amazing youtuber alive who does videos like a day with mom , grandpa hates Valentine's Day , nuclear family , and other types of videos out of character. He has been on YouTube since 2007 and has his own show called magic funhouse which you can find on the fullscreen app. You should totally watch him.
Instagram @brandonbored
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A comedic character, played by Nigel Ng, Uncle Roger critiques food videos, showing his disappointment, with "haiya", and his approval with "fuiyoh". He covers many East Asian stereotypes as a middle aged Cantonese uncle, and has an ex-wife named Auntie Helen.
Did you see Uncle Roger's new fried rice video? It looked fuiyoh.
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