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A car or truck that someone has thrown a bunch of crap on (brush bar, side steps, sports rack, ect) to make the normally wimpy looking vehicle look mean and manly. Usually owned by people who have no life and feel that their vehicle should be ready to survive WWIII.
"Hey man, I hit a werewolf last night with my ride"
"Aww dude, you must of really hurt your truck"
"Naw man, i've got a safari car"
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When a man or women kills an animal while hunting, then proceeds to engage in sexual acts with the corpse.
Jack took the gazelle down with one shot then a had a great new zealand safari
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When a black dude in Dallas is the king of his hood and is a well respected safari.
" don't mess with jaquari the hood safari, he owns this hood!"
when a group of suburban, middle-class, white boys travel to the ghetto to purchase drugs.
hey steve, i think we're gonna have to go on an african lion safari.
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Typically starts to occur the day after Safari. Crying and sleeping are common themes as well.
After their last Yay Safari, for the next week they started suffering from Leadership Safari withdrawal nonstop.
The ultimate measure of wanking. So named after the kind of frantically masturbating chimps you see in zoos and safari parks.
Dude 1: "Man, I am so chick-less that I end up wanking like a safari park chimp to keep me sane!"
Dude 2: "Way to go you dirty bastard!"
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viewing professional fireworks displays from second level or master suite/retreat windows from ones air conditioned and pest controlled suburban home or friends/neighbors in order to avoid the elements and traffic.
Children get in the car we are going on a "Suburban fireworks safari" at Mrs. xxxx's.
Kids:But why? Because it is too hot, there are too many mosquitoes and too much traffic.
You can see the fireworks from her bedroom window! Because Mrs. xxxx's window in not blocked by a full grown tree.