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When you line up a row of bare-breasted girls - and proceed to lick (and/or nibble) their breasts as you go proceed from left to right (or right to left).
Toppings such as butter, salt - or breast milk - are optional.
It helps if the girls are all relatively the same height.
At the frat party, we dared the girls to line up and take off their tops - so we could all have some titties on a cob.
A 6-3 girl is useless when doing titties on a cob - unless she's got some saggy-ass tits.
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A woman (or man, whatever submerges your submarine) who gives awful blow jobs. The name originates from Cobzeus, the Norwegian goddess or corn shucking, who once treated Hermes' penis as a cob of corn.
Yeah, Julia Roberts is really hot, but i heard she was a cob knobbler. And anyways, she's a homewrecker, and she's not hot.
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1.Services performed by somebody so bad that it has to be redone.
2. To receive something from somebody else that doesn't feel good.
Cousin to the nigger rig
1.That kid down the block did a real cob job mowing my front lawn yesterday.
2.By the look on his face, I bet he got the cob job from his boss today.
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Jerking off a man with one hand and fingering his butthole with the other while simultaneously nibbling on the gooch like it is corn.
My three most tender spots get stimulated when I get a Gooch on the Cob.
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a small town in connecticut where all good things happen
person1: where do you want to go to have fun
person2: the answer is cos cob
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A cock sucker. Basically, an annoying person who does something to piss you off.
Listen you stupid cob knocker, leave me alone already!
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n: Loser
From the grunge speak hoax printed in the NY times. They asked an employee of Sub-Pop records if there was any grunge slang in Seattle, she made some up, and they printed it, thinking it was real.
That editor from the New York Times is a cob nobbler.
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