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The act of someone entering your personal space while you are seated and resting their package on your arm or shoulder. This is generally a habitual act by the offender and causes discomfort for the victim. This act may be done inadvertently or to show affection.
Man, my boss cock arms me every time he comes in my office. One of these days I am going to fake a cough and elbow him in the dick.
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Topanga from Boy Meets World was a good looking chick, but she had meaty and oversized arms. When you see a good looking chick with this condition, like Kelly Clarkson, you say "she's hot but she's got Topanga arms."
Kelly Clarkson has Topanga arms.
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Jerking your chicken with the speed of a cheetah.
Damn bro, my arm sure is tired after my arm cardio session!
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Someone with large arms that are similar to the look of sausages, similar to cankles but with arms
"Ew! That Alec kid needs to hit the weights, his teeth are yellow AND his arms are fat as shit, he's got some SAUSAGE ARMS!"
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When an un-foreshadowed plot twist completely invalidates a story.
The plot of the new Bionic Commando game completely got completely wife armed.
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The unfornutate condition in which one arm is larger and more heavily muscled than the other. Men claim that this is the result of playing a lot of tennis, but generally the real culprit is vigorous masturbation.
Mom: "if Timmy doesn't stop playing so much Tennis he'll wind up with Tennis Arm"
Dad: "...and if he doesn't start putting a sock on it we're going to have to throw away his bed sheets!"
Using a shirt sleeve, like a napkin, to wipe up a mess of any variety.
Stan's secretary blew him under the desk and he shot a hot sticky nut on her face. Realizing she had no tissue to wipe off her chin, she used his Arm Napkin to clean up leaving it crusty and stained for his upcoming 3 p.m. meeting.