mong

A Mong is a Man Thong. I am amazed that no one has yet named this repulsive item.

Dude, I went to the French Riviera looking for hot naked chicks but instead I saw a bunch of guys bearing their nasty hairy asses and wearing mongs. Makes me glad to be an American!

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Mong

One who is sexy and derives income from the earnings of a prostitute usually by soliciting business.

"Dang! that girl just got monged."
"Man.. you sure are mongin' today"

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Mong

To sit down and relax, allowing the effects of whatever you have just taken (alcohol, weed, etc) to sink in and take over you.

(smoking a joint) A- Woah, doesn't everything look...green?
(doing the same) B- Don't mong yet you freak; fight the mong!

1- Oi, you alrite?
2-Allow him, he's mong-ing
1-Don't let him mong, my parents are coming home!

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mong

1: cool
2: amusing
3: amazing

1: "that persons hair is so mong"
2: "this game is quite mong"
3: "look at that! its mong."

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Mong

To relax or chill out

ah, I'm fucking tired, time to mong.......

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Mong

Used to articulate undefinable/unspeakable acts of simmering homoerotisism between two coworkers or between an animal or object.

John and JC mong in the store basement during lunch breaks.

"JC, wanna Mong?" asked John

JC's first time monging was with a bushy haired gray squirrel

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The sexiest two people you could ever imagine to walk the earth aka mongyiswhatweaimfor and shouldvemongedalready:

People cannot resist their majestic prowess and often bow down to the ground and kiss their feet just to touch a single strand of their incredible aura.

I mong you.

I'm goina mong you right now!

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