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One who is the pimp at every party, a huge badass, a gangsta, and a fucking liberal.
"yo, if being fresh to death is a crime its time for tim to see a jury."
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Mother
A mother who, despite repeated explanations, still cant figure out how to use the television/stereo/computer etc etc.
Generally middle-aged and a source of great frustration to their technologically savvy partner/children
TIM: "How do I use this remote?"
Child/Partner: "Oh sweet Jesus....I explained this 6 times already in the last three weeks..."
TIM: "But its got lots of buttons..."
Child/Partner: "You're such a TIM"
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A fake name for a lesbian fucktard
I meet this Tim last night and he tried to rape me
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A Tim is a terrible and simplistic joke, normally a one-liner. Sometimes these jokes are so bad they are actually funny.
Named after a friend's dad (called Tim) who makes consistantly bad one-liners
Does anyone know where Peterhead is?
Aye, its on Peter's shoulders
Aww that was a tim
Put the kettle on
But it won't fit
You just made a tim
Careful, watch that chair
Why does it do tricks
Thats a tim
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A funny guy who always laughs. He is most of the time attracted to woman with the name Linda. Its very weird.
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tims tend to be very controlling. They are very cocky and have a huge ego. They do have big dicks tho so that's a plus
Oh yeah, I dated a Tim once... the sex was good, but damn is he clingy
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Troubled Insecure Masterbator T.I.M
my name is tim and everything about this is true
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