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very online

A euphemism for loser.

That very online person sure spends a lot of time on Twitter, Facebook, and Reddit. I'm sure they're awesome in real life.

by Sam Smithcook February 28, 2019

50πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


online class

A class your lame guidance officers put you in when they mess up your schedule. You sit on the computer for hours, and basically slack off.

Also, you send people out to order pizza and get cake, so everything ends up well.

AP Psychology is a BALLIN online class, because you never do any work.

LARRY GET US ARTISAN BREAD FROM WALMART!

by M.C. Cullough February 7, 2007

34πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


america online

A two word phrase that refers to an internet provider (online) that cost way too much and produces too little (America).

I use America online because I'm a rich dumbass that enjoys waiting around!

by DragonlordALS July 18, 2004

142πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


Chronically Online

Any take that is so obscenely outside the realm of normal human discourse that it could solely happen in an internet echo chamber. The kinda take that you only hear on social media sites like reddit, where you can curate exactly who you're talking too, so you know that at any given moment, everyone agrees with your ridiculous take, thus enabling you to go even more insane.

Expect it to be coming from a dumbass 14 year old who's punching it in on their iPad, cause if they said it irl, their parents would smack them upside the head and then change the wifi password.

Not necessarily political, but often, and not necessarily on any side of any political group, but typically leftist or libertarian.

"Hey, child slavery should be legal, cause it's not the government's job to prevent it. I mean... it's still wrong and we should shame people for doing it, but let's legalize it. Just on principle."

"Oh my god, that was the most chronically online take I've ever heard, where'd you get that one, the Libertarian party of New Hampshire's twitter?"
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"Personally I think that it's absurd we allow men to give out the nobel prize, it just makes them solely choose advancements that benefit them. They should be exclusively for women or nonbinary people."

"FFS, I know that you heard that in a 400 reply twitter thread when you were scrolling through that app all day last night."

by U735 September 19, 2021

42πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


online MPD

It is the online Multiple Personality Disorder- People on the internet forums having not one or two, but multiple anonymous user IDs, where each ID expresses different views and opinions from the other ID's, while discussing the same topic or subject, as if creating an illusion of numerous people logged in and giving variant views, but all the ID's generally trying to manipulate the views so as to support the "east", except for one ID supporting the "west", obviously role playing somebody else, who he actually is not.
Rarely,teenagers may do it for fun and it is not a disorder.

1)The online MPD hype seems to be cool fun ,except for the confusion it causes and is a waste of time.

2)why do you need so many anonymous IDs on the same forum or webite? Now dont act like an online MPD!

3) Have to snap out of the online MPD fun, its sure gets addictive day by day.

by Petersonn December 9, 2005

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Gaia Online

It's an anime role playing community, with gaming aspects. You get gold from doing anything, from just surfing the web, posting a comment, posting on the forums... and more! There's always a lot of things to do, from getting the item you're questing for, to replying to this one gaiafag who has been bothering you all day. However, it is poorly moderated and filled with immature idiots.

Gaia Online is lucky to have their own Terms of Service than to follow another forum host's Terms of Service, because if they did, they'd be deleted years ago.

by MisaTange July 5, 2009

81πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Online Sex

Online Sex is sex online instead of in real life (Maybe cuz they ugly). The most common kind of Online Sex is a sex game (Obviously) or a popular video game known as Roblox.

24k_CutiePie69: "aah your cock is so huge daddy~"
CoolDemonKiller39: "what the fricking heck!"
MrChadd: "oh great Online Daters"
XxSlender927xX: "your pussy is so good and wet"
jaz3zman: "rlly having Online Sex on a game meant for children😐 "
{System} ROBLOX Has joined the game.
XxSlender927xX: "oh shit"
24k_CutiePie69: "oh shit"
ROBLOX: ":PermBan 24k_CutiePie69"
ROBLOX: ":PermBan XxSlender927xX"
awesomeKid2013: "OMG ROBLOX!!!!!!!!"
ROBLOX: "ez"

by shibby1987 May 3, 2021

17πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž