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Opposite Hand October

When you mastrabate with your opposite hand.

Timmy: “i mastrabate with my right hand but I don’t know which hand is left or right because I’m dyslexic”

Johnny: *gets idea*

Johnny: “hey I’m going to do opposite hand October.

*becomes a trend and a meme*

Johnny but older and is talking to his grand children: “I will miss the old days were we have nnn and opposite hand October...”

Kids:” what is opposite hand October”

*johnny tells the story of oho*

by lil ratty Minaj November 27, 2019


The opposite

That is really all they are doing?

Hym "They're just saying the opposite of what I say. The literal opposite. Hey, guys... Simon says don't ever kill your own kids."

A fucking retard "Breaking news! Kill your own kids immediately!"

Hym "See? It's literally just the opposite of the thing I'm saying. Never... Ever.... Give me Jennifer Lawrence."

A retard "Kidnap Jennifer Lawrence and bring her to hys dumpster house!"

by Hym Iam June 23, 2024


Sudden opposition death syndrome

When the government suddenly kills you for opposing them

Navalny died due to SODS(sudden opposition death syndrome)

by ok so its eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 25, 2024


opposite of reading a book

playing Fortnite.

A: What are you doing?

B: Playing Fortnite!

A: Ew what a loser that's like the opposite of reading a book.

by fortnitegod42069 April 24, 2023


opposite face

An insult meaning your ass is where your face is supposed to be and vice versa.

a really good comeback

"opposite face"

by KILLAKURT203 March 14, 2010


"r" opposites

Pairs of words that have a meaning which is "one-hundred-eighty degrees" different from each other when the letter "r" is added, such as "fiend" and "friend", "gem" and "germ", etc.

Perhaps the "r" opposites might have had a role to play in the infamous "cell phone static" call that got the totally-honorable-and-conscientious Enron officials in trouble --- you will notice that the moral-minded, "Ship the documents to the Feds" has no "r" letters in it, whereas the supposedly-uttered criminal statement, "Rip the documents to shreds" does indeed contain that letter a couple times, and has the exact opposite meaning.

by QuacksO September 15, 2020


opposite of happiness

Lux

this is the opposite of happiness.

by Fun times 101 July 09, 2021