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When you mastrabate with your opposite hand.
Timmy: “i mastrabate with my right hand but I don’t know which hand is left or right because I’m dyslexic”
Johnny: *gets idea*
Johnny: “hey I’m going to do opposite hand October.
*becomes a trend and a meme*
Johnny but older and is talking to his grand children: “I will miss the old days were we have nnn and opposite hand October...”
Kids:” what is opposite hand October”
*johnny tells the story of oho*
That is really all they are doing?
Hym "They're just saying the opposite of what I say. The literal opposite. Hey, guys... Simon says don't ever kill your own kids."
A fucking retard "Breaking news! Kill your own kids immediately!"
Hym "See? It's literally just the opposite of the thing I'm saying. Never... Ever.... Give me Jennifer Lawrence."
A retard "Kidnap Jennifer Lawrence and bring her to hys dumpster house!"
When the government suddenly kills you for opposing them
Navalny died due to SODS(sudden opposition death syndrome)
A: What are you doing?
B: Playing Fortnite!
A: Ew what a loser that's like the opposite of reading a book.
An insult meaning your ass is where your face is supposed to be and vice versa.
a really good comeback
"opposite face"
Pairs of words that have a meaning which is "one-hundred-eighty degrees" different from each other when the letter "r" is added, such as "fiend" and "friend", "gem" and "germ", etc.
Perhaps the "r" opposites might have had a role to play in the infamous "cell phone static" call that got the totally-honorable-and-conscientious Enron officials in trouble --- you will notice that the moral-minded, "Ship the documents to the Feds" has no "r" letters in it, whereas the supposedly-uttered criminal statement, "Rip the documents to shreds" does indeed contain that letter a couple times, and has the exact opposite meaning.