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A town located in the Southern Willamette Valley that is known as "Track Town USA" and the world's highest pollen count. Home to the Oregon Ducks, not much to do here in this outdoor sports-centric town, but go hiking, bicycling or some weed. It also has large skate parks more than any other city in the country which attracts a load of youth that unfortunately snakes you from time to time. Seriously, there is ALOT of skilled bmxers here, making me feel like a noob on my own regular mountain bike.
The disadvantages of living in this town is that some may feel that the winters are too mild/warm (and very humid) and the summers too hot and dry. To go into specifics, during the Spring on most days nighttime low is freezing while the daytime high is in the middle-upper 70's F. What other area in the country is like that, excluding the desert and mesa regions near the Rockies? And in the summer, one day the daytime temp will be 90 F and the next day would be 70 F and the day after would be 85 F and the day after would be 72 F ect. I mean, wtf? Why can't temps be more consistent here in the summer? Is there any climate like this?
I am from Eugene, Oregon and fortunately I like all the outdoor sports entails, but it's a shame I'm freezing in the morning and hot in the afternoon on a "nice" spring day. Come summer, and it won't be long 'till the temperature flip-flop daily like a chameleon...
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To journey over dangerous or rough terrain weighed down by provisions
We live across the street from the supermarket, so instead of driving, my roommate and I usually Oregon Trail our shopping cart full of groceries back to our apartment, dodging rush-hour traffic.
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A place that looks like it’s straight out of a story book. There are people singing and dancing on every corner. Everyone that is homeless actually has loads of cash and is homeless for the “aesthetic”. The only jobs people have are; growing pot, a struggling artist, a snobby actor, a bitchy waitress, or a hilarious bartender. If you visit you will always come back. There are many retired old people that run all day but they are very rude, so don’t piss them off. So come on down to Ashland Oregon, where everyone looks dirt poor but makes more money in an hour than you do in a year!
Wow, Ashland ,Oregon felt like it wasn’t real
While slamming a girl in the ass, pull out as soon as her crap is comming out.
Drag your dick from her anus, through her ass crack, between her tits and to her mouth, while making sure you leave a solid trail of shit over her body.
Celebrate the end of the journey with a rough deep throat.
"I gave Sally the good old Oregon Trail last month, but she died of cholera after the journey."
When a driver sits at a green light for several seconds before moving, usually accelerating away slowly.
"Why the light has changed...I shall wait before making my Oregon Start to ensure there are no pedestrians or bicycles near me before cautiously proceeding!"
An extremely full baby diaper with a soft consistency in the fecal matter.
"You should have seen the Oregon Porridge my kid gave me today."
"Oh yeah, was it a mess?"
"Out the diaper and all over her back, a total disaster."
Home of the Spartans and Phil Sheridan Days. A short 15 minute drive to Spirit Mountain Casino.
"The only good Indian, is a dead Indian. " - Phil Sheridan, City Founder and Namesake
There's never a shortage of circus antics and meth-addicts who are more than willing to pee through your mail slots on your doors. There's a 30% homeless rate in the high school.
Single-handedly funding the CPS department.
Rivals with Willamina, home of the Bulldogs.
AKA Shompton.
We went to Sheridan, Oregon to talk about how to include meth in our chew and how we hate n*****s.