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An individual with an obscenely long neck who deludedly thinks he can pick up girls with little to no success
Hey did u just see that horny ostrich?
To ostritch dive, one needs to consider the complexity of such a maneuver. First aquire lubricants and various oils. Secondly, aquire flexible female reproductive organs (grandmothers recommended). Then proceed by inserting lubricated head slowly but firmly into the females front bottom.
"Yo Dave! You get with Becky last night?"
"Yea man! She even let me Ostrich dive her!!"
A person who avoids dealing with problems or emotions, figuratively burying their head in the sand.
My mom hates acknowledging a problem, let alone actually dicussing it. She is such an emotional ostrich...
Man, she has really been ostriching it up lately...
Any of a breed of 19-24 year old women, usually blonde (natural or otherwise), who think they are the greatest things since sliced cheese. (Only in their own mind.) They come across as snotty, bitchy, spoiled, psychotic and terminally dull.
Example “Man my girlfriend is such an ostrich honky, I want to kill her.”
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1)Someone who is a geek, a fag, and a knob rolled into one completely irritating package. The sort which would piss you off no matter what the situation time or place
2) The obvious
1) (insert name of loser) is an Ostrich Sack
2) Holy shit! that Ostrich has a huge sack! If it's legs weren't as long it'd drag on the ground!
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1. Absolutely the best band name ever used and abused.
2. Two morons making stupid music.
"Hey, did those two assholes just call someone gay?"
"Of course! That's Ostrich Queefs!"
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One so far up their own arse they are coming out of their mouth. An ostrich buries its head in the sand. An arse ostrich buries their head in their arse.
Normal person 1:"That Jennifer is really stuck up!"
Me:"Yeah man; she's an arse ostrich."
Normal person 1:"Heh heh heh."
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