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Slang for crappy pizza from Pizza Hut.
Dude, why are you eating Pizza But?
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To pizza, or not go pizza. That is the question
“I Pizzaed”
A game played among pizza delivery drivers to determine who gets to go home.
Identical pieces of paper are prepared, one with an image of a house, and the others with an image of a pizza. The papers are crumpled.
The delivery drivers each take a crumpled paper. If he gets the house, he gets to leave, much in the style of a roulette game.
If he gets a pizza, he must deliver until the restaurant closes for the night. :-(
Counter worker: "Hey guys, the boss said he can let someone go home early."
Driver: "OMG LETS PLAY PIZZA PIZZA HOUSE."
Great way to order weed on the phone because it's easily divided into portions corresponding to bag sizes.
Russ: Hey, let's order some pizza. How much do you want?
Steve: I only need an eigth.
Russ: I'll take a half.
ring...ring...
Dealer: S'up
Russ: We need a pizza.
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Code word for Marjuana.
Dude, what if there was pizza flavored pizza?
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a extremly healthy vegetable like hot cheetos
girl1: i just ate pizza and hot cheetos!
girl2: you must beso healthy
girl3: i was 600 pounds now im only 90
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They say that money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a pizza so therefore it can buy you happiness.
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