Also called: Pre Masacre Syndrome
A time when it is legaly declared unsafe to be around a woman.
Common symtoms of this syndrome are random decapitations of men, extra homework, more chores, ear aches, head aches, loss of spines particularly in men, a loss of reproductive organs (also widely in men), and general HELL!
Innocent bystander 1: Wha..What is it?
Innocent bystandar 2: I don't know.
Woman infected with PMS roars and breathes fire
Bystandars are torched, and then run, with multipul explosions in the background.
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Satan's plan to take over the world by possessing women bodies once every month to bring pain and chaos to mankind, specially men
Dude, my gf has been pissing me off all god damn day, must have PMS
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Special time of the month that gives a woman strength of an ox, the stability of a one-legged stool, and the scream of a banshee. basically mans worst nightmare.
when shes pmsing you better stay away
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PM = pretty much, orgin is just shorten language
"So you like basketball?"
"pm"
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Most people use PMS as a scapegoat to act like a total bitch, PMS really means portable missle system, something of mass destruction. The mas destruction got linked to pre menstural sydrome so thats how PMS came to be used as it is today
*guy*-Holly shit she's got pms!!!!
*guy 2*-Damn it she's gonna destroy the house
*Girl with pms*-I'm outta damm, where the hell can i reload.:-D
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Prime Minister, used in common speech
john howard should be shot, hes a lousy pm
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