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the ugliest most horrific creature ever made
It's always driven by some fat chich
and the fat chich must have:
*some article of red clothing
*capris(which are also an abomination)
*and megarolls all over their body
"Dude...I'm gonna throw up just looking at that pt cruiser"
"dude...me too! and also puke from the monster inside"
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The ugliest car that will ever exist.
"I drive one of those 70's station wagons with the fake wood crap on the side"
"But those are so ugly"
"Until you park next to a PT Cruiser. It makes you feel like you're driving a Mini Cooper no matter what you're driving."
"Hey, let's see how ugly a car can be and still sell"
"I wonder what an old Beetle would look like if someone tried to make it an SUV and also tried to make it the ugliest car ever"
-Person pulls up in a PT Cruiser-
"Oh"
"Have you ever seen an obscenely ugly car?"
"Yeah, it's called the PT Cruiser and you get uglier every time you look at one"
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The thickest car to ever drive the roads.
Daaaaaannng check out the rear bumper on that PT Cruiser
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Acronym for "pash target". someone who has been directly chosen as a 'pash target' that will be pashed by the end of the night/event/party... used amongst friends discussing their pash target in case victim can overhear.
"Who's you PT for tonight?"
"Harolds looking pretty okay..."
"go for it then!"
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Providing moisture to a man's taint via tounge.
Soda, our staff writer deserves a PT Cruiser for being a jackass on a consistent basis.
This taint is dry so open wide and give me a PT Cruiser.
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A wonderful mode of transportation. Insights pride in ownership in all Pt Enthusiasts.
I am a proud owner of a PT cruiser. I am not gay, I am a single female and love my car. The descriptions that are negative must be coming from people who have never experienced the pleasure of driving a car such as mine. I resent the negative comments as I have never talked bad about the car you choose to drive.
Pt drivers, thousands of us love to meet each other and talk about our cars. We have so much fun together at our rallies. We add modifications to our vehicles and yes we do embrace the retro look of our vehicles. We try to enhance that feature with our mods.
I did live in the Hot Rod Retro Era and this car takes me back to the good old days where cars were respected and not critised.
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