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A small town in the middle of the Mojave Desert. More Desert Yeti and Mingers per capita than any city in America. If traveling in this region carry bologna. It is the only known substance more enticing to these creatures than the human male.
Male 1: Man, I stopped off in a bar in 29 Palms last night and was nearly accosted by Desert Yeti. Oh shit! Here they come again!
Male 2: Quick man, throw the bologna!
Male 1: Run!!!
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A word to describe the sweaty palms of a person
k: “Oh damn, I have Sophia Palms”
S: “HSJDJDJFJEN”, “STOP”
k: “Everytime my palms sweat I think of Sophia”
L: “KWKEJFJKDSIJDND”
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A town that's full of sell-outs and whores. Palm Coast consists of the three main componants: Sex, Drugs, and Drama. You might see a classy person once in a blue moon, but other then that, all you'll see are slutty fake barbie dolls that look like they rolled around in a bag of doritos, smashed their face into a cake, and bleached their hair so much it seaped into their brain and effected the little brain cells they once had and wanna-be Eminems that wear their pants so low they trip over them, think they got game but all they can get are ugly hoes, and think they're total bad asses when in reality, if they've ever even been in a fight they lost. All in all, Palm Coast is made up of old farts, parents that don't care about their children at all, and kids that think they're so gangsta but really are pathetic low-lifes who don't know how to spell and pretty much shit themselves whenever a new Jersey Shore episode is on.
Person 1- "Yo we liv in da 386! We gansta as hell bro!"
Person 2- "Hellz yeah bruh! We dnt no how ta spel cuz we gangsta n' liv in Palm Coast!"
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To correct the other person's definition
1)A city in California very close to Palm Springs with many fancy houses and absolutley NOTHING to do besides to go the river which has become obnoxious.
2) A highschool (PDHS) where there is always some "shit" going down, where everyone is obsessed with sports, and the staff and most students wish to burn down La Quinta High, our rivals, while we're extremley proud to be called the Aztecs. Once we were supposed to be called the Sun Devils, christian parents found that this was satanic, so they decided to choose the most violent Indian possible. Go Aztecs.
In conclusion, Palm Desert and it's highschool are two horrible things and should be avoided at all costs.
Never come here.
I can't come up with an example for Palm Desert. Sorry kids.
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The palm job hits a women's G-spot inside her vagina with the middle & ring finger, her clitoris with the palm, and her bladder with the middle of the hand. (do it up & down FAST, & lubricate. also pinkie/ring finger is great for anus stimulation.) Done correctly this will make them squirt every time. Works great!!
Male: do you want to squirt?
female: yes, but I never have.
Male: well that's okay... I know a technique that works every time =))
female: what's the method called?
Male: ooo its the palm job babe.
1. gimme a palm job.
2. he gave a really good PJ last night... I squirted all over him.
3. My masturbation technique is the palm job... whats yours?
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A small town in the Mojave Dessert with a U.S Marine base.
Most reefer to the town and the base as "hell" because of the heat in the summer and it being so boring there.
Marine 1: "Dude i got stationed in 29 Palms!"
Marine 2: " Good luck in hell."
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A town in southern Florida in Martin County, notorious for upper-class Suburban-driving pricks.
Dude, I drove through Palm Shitty on my way to Stuart. Those rich fags have put more inconvenient speedbumps on the road.
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