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Parker

A guy who thinks he is hot when he really is not
Thinks he is a total pimp who can get any girl he wants
Loves small girls especially ones named Julia

Parker is such a fake pimp the only girl he can get is Julia

by Macmacn2461 January 8, 2009

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Parker

a super sexy girl that likes to hangout in her basement and play pokemon. she knows all the pokemons name because they once visited her in a dream. she likes to walk around naked because she is not ashamed of her body like all you uptight bitches and hoes. has a huge donk and double ds and a vajayjay made of butter and gold.

man that chick is such a parker
helllll no theres only one parker

by pinktaco3535 February 19, 2011

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parker

A person who fails to share a marijuana cigarette.

Stop being a parker and pass the J

by Stannis October 18, 2007

44👍 108👎


Parker

Parker is a super sweet guy and can change your miss instantly! He can make anyone laugh after anything. He will help you for so much, and he makes the most perfect boyfriend in the world. Don't let a Parker go girls, he's a real keeper. Jk he's a mother fucking douce asshole and you should probably hate him. He will date you, but only if you have a nice ass and boobs. Ps he has a small dick. K bye.

Girl one: Parker is so sweet!

Me: what are you on?

by Swagswagswag420jkdrugsrbad February 22, 2015

11👍 24👎


Parker

a freak that has oddly shaped freckles, smiles too big, and should get an application for the circus.

a.k.a. Parkah the Stalkah

Person 1: Eww look at that weird guy over there

Person 2: Oh my goshh hes such a parker ! gross.

by shinkbob June 15, 2008

48👍 140👎


parker

some one who wears designer jeans, aviator sunglasses, skateboarder hats and tight shirts with v-necks on them with vans skateboarding shoes

Kids on MTV dress like parkers.

by ManStyle December 8, 2008

30👍 82👎


Parker

The cutest boy I have ever seen😍But yet so very shy🥴 He is very good at Fortnite😎 And can be a asshole at times😴He likes sports such as basketball😩He is the best boyfriend anyone could have😏Never reject a Parker🥵

Girl 1:Omg he is so cute
Girl 2:Back off he’s mine
PARKER the cutest and finest boy on the earth

by Lici S July 25, 2019

2👍 2👎