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when a woman’s period blood gets on a man’s penis that also has semen on it and is repetitively shoved up a woman’s vagina.
(Dan) “dude that penis pasta last night was amazing!”
(Thomas) “who’d you do it with?”
(Dan) “Kylie, her pussy was pulsating like hell”
When a girl has a smelly hairy vagina.
I was going down on a girl and it was like eating fish pasta
Oh shit is that a brand new mazda 6? Nice pasta, bro!
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When a man with a bowl cut is engaging in oral sex, and cums in the receiver's mouth, while she has uncooked spaghetti strands in her mouth. The receiver will then soak the spaghetti in the man's semen and then spit it into a pot. The cumghetti will then be cooked for 6-8 minutes and served with meatballs, garlic bread, and Ragu. Then, the bowl-hair cutted man will then piss in the spaghetti, and then feed it to his family as a scrumptious family dinner. Delish!
"You got any ideas for what to make the kids to dinner?"
"Yeah they've been real assholes lately, let's make them Peyton Pasta."
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When you stick your dick into frog eggs annd then fuck your girl
"Honey i'll be right back".... *sticks it in* ...."oh baby im so wet!" Pasta fuck works everytime
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Dishing out the juicy goss pasta sauce is something one does with a pal when a hoe needs to be real
Person1: Did you see Jenifer? She be a hoe
Person2: Damn Janet you be dishing out that juicy goss pasta sauce
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Marijuana. That sensational plant that heightens your senses and makes everything better.
"Yo, we need to get more of that green pasta, I'm all out."
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