Survival patch

An small material oval, interlocked with a strong, flint weave; Often used to cover the worn, elbow area of a shirt/jacket.

One can create fire by rubbing two or more survival patches together, causing friction.

Dean - "It's so damn cold out here, I wish we had some source of warmth."

Isaac - "Hey, grab that shredded weed. I can use my survival patch to make a small fire."

Greg - "This small fabric oval. What does it mean?"

Tom - "It doesn't mean anything sir... It's a survival patch.

ho-patch

refers to tattoos located on the center lower back (usually on women). See "cum-catcher"

"Check out the ho-patch on that one!"

Carrot patch

Any body that is held in prison given the orange jumpsuit will be regarded as a carrot in the carrot patch.

Prison Guard: I gotta take watch over the carrot patch today.

Prison Guard 2: Good luck with that, don't get shanked!

Inmate: Bruh I got caught on the break-in now I'm going to prison to join the carrot patch.

Friend: Damn homie that hella blows!!

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patch

an area that is shady.

Bob-KCMO is so patch.
Sue- Yeah i know... I wouldn't go there at night if I were you.

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Owen Patch

A smexy rich tall boy that always wears shorts.

Owen Patch is looking very snazzy today.

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cabbage patch

Dance move that white guys tried to have catch on to confuse women into thinking that white guys have rhythm. Successfully performed when both your shoulders and fists (which are placed together in a manner that looks like you just connected both ends of an extension cord) move in time with each other in a fluid, circular motion. All the rage in the late 80's and early 90's.

"Jeremiah did the cabbage patch at a youth group mixer, and all the white girls flocked to him because he tricked them into thinking that he had rhythm. He's really a poser."

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patch day

The day that shines with human error. Happens when MMORPGs get updated or "fixed" with a patch, and madness breaks out on the forums about "Omg I cant log in!" or "Fix teh game or im not paying no more!!" Then they try to blame it on the players that they are doing something wrong.

Usually lasts until the start of the next day.

Never play on patch day.

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