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When a guy goes to a party and sits on the couch waiting for drunk, fat girls.
Nick: Are we gunna get crunked at the jam tonight?
Uncle James:Nah B I'm on couch patrol
Nick: You're dust!
The defenders of piece and protectors of the tv, these men are highly trained and tasked with the dispatching of weeboos and the confiscation of disgusting anime, each of these heroes possess a standard issued MP5 9mm. Submachine gun, a bullet proof vest and a helmet.
Weeboo “omg this anime is so kawaii!”
(Door gets busted down)
Hero “ANIME PATROL, I WANNA SEE SOME FUCKING HANDS!!!!”
The worship of the little cartoon dogs on nick jr.
Each one has a godly feature unmatchable by mortality.
John: fuck christianity i'am converting to Paw Patrolism
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An extremely good band. Many songs often played in slow motion, this band is the freaking greatest ever.
I went to a Snow Patrol concert and when i was pushed during the mosh it took me 20 min to hit the ground.
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A particularly inactive sexual partner. "If I lay here....If I just laaaaay here...."
"Man, I finally slept with Amber last night. So disappointed....She's a total Snow Patrol".
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It is a group of 3 brilliant individual Pingpong, Mashm3llows, and VMONEY. They are the ultimate chick magnets and get every chick possible, they are also know as the 3 amigos. they also have a special friend called fries, he is cool too, but not as cool as them. The trio along with fries so all sort of BAMFs and mindblowing cool stuff. they have a mutual enemy called Vennu Malesh
hey look its superman, no its pussay patrol.
young girls be like i wanna marry Vmoney, hot girls be like i wanna marry Pingpong and supper hot be like i wanna marry mashmellow.
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someone who stops mexicans from getting to america
Border Patrol:
Dude you see that maexican trying to jump the border?
Yeah *powpowpowpow*
Got him.
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