Freak Patrol is a comedy game where you watch people. It is commonly done in air ports or places where there are lots of people and you are terribly board. To freak patrol one simply needs to unnoticeably watch people go by and point out freaks to the other players.
During one round of freak patrol we spotted a man who had a very small face, his head was regularly sized, but his mouth, eyes, and nose were much closer together and smaller then a normal person's. It looked like he had a forehead all the way around his face.
When a designated wing man will scout a trout
'Oi mate can you keep an eye on when Bobby brown turns 16'
'Yeah I'll patrol the hole'
The worship of the little cartoon dogs on nick jr.
Each one has a godly feature unmatchable by mortality.
John: fuck christianity i'am converting to Paw Patrolism
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An extremely good band. Many songs often played in slow motion, this band is the freaking greatest ever.
I went to a Snow Patrol concert and when i was pushed during the mosh it took me 20 min to hit the ground.
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A particularly inactive sexual partner. "If I lay here....If I just laaaaay here...."
"Man, I finally slept with Amber last night. So disappointed....She's a total Snow Patrol".
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It is a group of 3 brilliant individual Pingpong, Mashm3llows, and VMONEY. They are the ultimate chick magnets and get every chick possible, they are also know as the 3 amigos. they also have a special friend called fries, he is cool too, but not as cool as them. The trio along with fries so all sort of BAMFs and mindblowing cool stuff. they have a mutual enemy called Vennu Malesh
hey look its superman, no its pussay patrol.
young girls be like i wanna marry Vmoney, hot girls be like i wanna marry Pingpong and supper hot be like i wanna marry mashmellow.
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someone who stops mexicans from getting to america
Border Patrol:
Dude you see that maexican trying to jump the border?
Yeah *powpowpowpow*
Got him.
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