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Louisiana Pelican

A euphamism used to describe a woman (or man) who attempts to converse with a mouthful of semen. Their jaw takes on a pelican-like shape as they attempt to not spill any of the precious elixir while speaking. When speaking in this manner, the orator invariably (no matter their race or origin) sounds cajun; hence the name "Louisiana Pelican". Who dat!?!

My woman tried to do the Louisiana Pelican for me last night and sneezed baby batter all over my face!

C'mon mayun, I cain't hardly unnastann yoo! Yoo soun like a Loozyana Pelican!

by dixxienormuss January 23, 2011


polly the pelican

The girl who is rejected but the rejecter has a crush on said girl

Oh that poor polly the pelican

by Danathy buckles November 14, 2019


pelican snowball

When you jizz in your But hole and poop it out

I just ate a pelican snowball.

by Kobeee!!! March 18, 2015


Thug Pelican

A wicked cool pelican that is suuuuuper fat and rests it's beak on its enormous stomach. Pelicans are chill, have swag, and are thugs.

Joe: What's that?

Ronnie: It looks like a fat bird.......

Joe: You baffoon thats a "Thug Pelican"!!!!

Ronnie: What?

by sawoah March 30, 2012


pelican hammer

sophia i told you it meant nothing.

say pelican hammer”
what- no”

by Avery000 April 27, 2021


Double Pelican

A sex position in which the woman begins by getting spread eagle on the bed. The man jumps into the air and plunges his dick inside of her whilst flapping his arms around like a crazy mother fucker. Flip and repeat to make it a DOUBLE Pelican .

Bro I nearly broke my dick giving Susie that Double Pelican last night!

by Moby31 February 16, 2016


pelican deluxe

a person who's such a pelican that the word pelican isnt enough to describe them

bill: you see that guy trip over, what a pelican

jayden: pelican deluxe!

by taralski May 3, 2013