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A euphamism used to describe a woman (or man) who attempts to converse with a mouthful of semen. Their jaw takes on a pelican-like shape as they attempt to not spill any of the precious elixir while speaking. When speaking in this manner, the orator invariably (no matter their race or origin) sounds cajun; hence the name "Louisiana Pelican". Who dat!?!
My woman tried to do the Louisiana Pelican for me last night and sneezed baby batter all over my face!
C'mon mayun, I cain't hardly unnastann yoo! Yoo soun like a Loozyana Pelican!
An unexpected and unidentifiable item found in your food.
"Ooh, there's something in my chocolate brownie. I'm not sure what it is though.
It must be a pelican nut."
Someone with breath that stinks of garbage, sewers and shit
Jesus That William Wood has pelican breath
When someone (normally a male) has extremely saggy tits.
You- wtf he has massive man boobs
Friend- no he just has pelican tits
The act of having sex while on the beach, pulling out, dipping your dick in the sand, and re-entering the vag.
Yeah bro, she was just sun bathing and told me she was horny, so I went pelican diving.
A wicked cool pelican that is suuuuuper fat and rests it's beak on its enormous stomach. Pelicans are chill, have swag, and are thugs.
Joe: What's that?
Ronnie: It looks like a fat bird.......
Joe: You baffoon thats a "Thug Pelican"!!!!
Ronnie: What?
When you jizz in your But hole and poop it out
I just ate a pelican snowball.