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A sexual act where the penis is placed on someone's forehead facing upwards, resembling the snake on a pharaoh's headdress.
We've been together long enough now that I feel comfortable giving you the Pharaoh's Pet.
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When your man's junk is peeking out from the bottom of his inappropriately short shorts. See the peek-a-boo. Antonym: hidden tortoise.
Dude, I don't wanna see your pet turtle, there are children near by.
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An obvious cashgrab on Roblox that everyone likes for some reason. It got rereleased for the third time with better graphics but with a shit collecting mechanic as Pet Simulator X so the dev could make a quick buck out of stupid kids who have nothing better to do.
Player 1: Dude I just got the Domortuus pet in Pet Simulator X!
Player 2: go outside
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One who does everything for the benefit of their pet. Someone who places their pet's needs or desires (real or not) above others. One who acts as a servant to their pet.
I had to dump that girl. The dog got better treatment than me. She's totally pet whipped.
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Generally - the natural occurrence of facial hair, also known as a beard, which tends to grow on a man's face, if he chooses not to shave for an extended period of time.
Specifically - Jake Gyllenhaal's beard.
Etymology:
The term face pet was first coined by "lemniscate", on September 29th 2010, when posting on the popular Jake Gyllenhaal fan blog called Wet Dark And Wild.
The word combination face pet was engendered in reference to:
1) the tendency men have to subconsciously stroke and touch their face and/or facial hair; often a form of auto-erotic touching when flirting to indicate they're interested
2) the health benefits discovered by researchers at the University of Warwick with regards to stroking or playing with one's pet
Jake gently strokes his face pet whilst staring into the distance, lost in a wistful gaze.
An alternative to the smiley face emoticon commonly used to puncuate a sentence that may be read with too serious of a tone.
The phrase, Pets allowed, can be a helpful addition to any sentence or paragraph that may have a serious tone that you want to lighten up.
I also want you to let me have trust in you as i always stand on my word. Pets allowed
A discord server where people who are tired of "Forum Sweats" go to.
Mostly filled with furries
"Man, forum sweats is cool but I wanna leave and take a break and rejoin!"
"Then join Forum Pets!"