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A tangible god of the modern age.
"What do you want?"
"I want it all."
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Best guitarist the world has ever seen. Guitarist/Singer of Legendary rock band, The Who. Famed for writing the worlds two greatest rock operas, Tommy and Quadrophenia.
Known for his aggresive treatment of the guitar, feedback and power-chord style.
Limp Bizcut- I wish i could write like Pete Townshend can. Then i would have hits.
Unknown person- Wow, hold up man. Why dont you just cover his songs and slaughter them to pieces?
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Short For the Nba's Raptors Guard Morris
Peterson.
Mo Pete For 3 ...........Money!!!!
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Possibly the oddest simpsons character ever. His sole purpose in life seems to be dancing for "nickles"(thats 5 cents for all the none american people) whilst playing an accordian.
He has been known to dance for up 25 cents/a quarter (clever these yanks eh?) and this, according to our only source, means he will dance for hours (at least 2).
Pete's place of work is the Sea Captain's store (or shop, for the none americans again) on Springfield Harbour.
Arrr! Thats handsome pete! He dances for nickles!
or in extremis
Arr! A quarter! He'll be dancing for hours!
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An old style mafioso crime boss. One that tended not to believe in changing things, or dealing in drugs.
Don Vito Corleone and some of the other Dons in The Godfather were considered to be old-fashioned, or an 'old Moustache Pete'
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An obscure expression heard mainly in the mid-west. A way for these humble folks living out in the bible belt to experience the ultimate stress reliever; sighing "Jesus Christ", without the feeling like they are taking the lord's name in vain.
Cashier: That'd be $299 please
Hoosier: JEEZLE-PETES! Thanks Obama...
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(Urban myth)
Pete is an old British guy who lives in Amsterdam. He walks around looking for vulnerable, drunk girls and takes them to his barge on the canal. He then rapes them and after that he shoved them into a cage and leaves them to starve for a few days. Then he rips off all their skin and dumps them in the canal.
I saw Pete the rapist outside a weed cafe last night with a drunk bird, rip