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Having to puke and diarrhea at the same time
Billy: Dude I'm not feeling too well.
Mason: What's wrong?
Billy: I feel I'm about to puke and diarrhea at the same time.
Mason: Ah, the Philly Twofer, that sucks.
The act of getting your ass beat into a nasty, messy, catastrophically bloody pulp by a true Philadelphian. It is actually a painful honor of sorts; if you're gonna get your ass beat, it might as well be done by someone who can do it right.
Jim: Yo, I woke up with two black eyes, a broken arm, and like half my face missing... WTF happened last night?
Bob: Dude, you're lucky you woke up at all. You were face wasted and started mouthin' off at this girl from PA. She had enough of you at one point and gave your ass a real, gritty Philly Beatdown.
Jimbo: Oh... a Philly Beatdown's what happened... no wonder I CRS!!!
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As much as people love to hate on the Phillies, and hate to love them; they are a pretty good ball team. Talk about loyal, they are the only MLB team in their original city, as well as with the original name.
Also the most losingest professional sports franchise with more than 10,000 losses.
"Did you hear the Philadelphia Phillies beat the Mets?"
"No, but when you build a team to beat them and forget a lot of the easier teams, that happens."
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Someone who talks really slow and shakes your hand all the time and is from Philadelphia. They are normally extremely hairy and talk with a terrible Italian accent. Moist hands. Goes to gino's. Lose's coffepot on occasion.
Man, that philly mike just shook my hand with his/her hairy moist hand.
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fill-e fay-kuh:
A term describing a sexual maneuver where the male is behind the female, as in doggy style. When he nears completion he removes his member and spits on the female's back, fooling her into believing that he blew all over her sweaty ass cheeks. When she turns around to look him in the eye, he fires off a batch of hot skeet right in her face, and voila! The Philly Fake!
I was tapping this MILF the other day and decided it would be a nice treat to introduce her to the Philly Fake.
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an intricate oral sex move performed on a man where, while giving an already incredible blow job, the girl gently twists her hands in a kind of corkscrew motion and also swirls her tongue around the head of his cock.
originating in the dorms of a philadelphia university and with all the twisting and swirling, the name "philly swirl" was only fitting.
"hey girl, what'd you do last night?"
"i gave my boyfriend an amazing philly swirl and he busted all over my face."
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Ingredients:
- cheesesteak
- pizza
Lay an entire cheesesteak on top of a large slice of pizza. Line up the cheesesteak parallel to the pizza crust and simply roll it over the cheesesteak, up to the point of your slice.
Recommendation #1:
- first get a slice of Lorenzo's pizza near 3rd & South (because it's large & delicious then walk less than a block to Jim's Cheesesteaks at 4th & South (because they too are delicious & proximity is essential so both ingredients are hot).
Recommendation #2:
- order “Prov wit, whiz on top”. This sexy intermingling of cheese provides the stretchiness of provolone while simultaneously fulfilling the need for whiz’s creamy mushiness. fried onions are a no-brainer.
Guy #1: Yo dude, it's 2:30am and I'm drunk and starving. Do you want pizza or a cheesesteak?
Guy #2: Dude, I'm so hungry I could eat both.
Guy #1: Shit man, you need a philly taco!
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