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The one and only lice king, he’s friends with a bunch of crackheads and never posts on YouTube. His Instagram is better than you could ever imagine
Dude 1: do you know who drew Phillips is?
Dude 2: you mean that one baddie on insta!
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One bad ass mother fucker, Been around since 1997. The wild animal has a mullet, and can pull any girls with the snap of his fingers. He's a hard workin' , family loving man! Who has the biggest heart of all men. Chews nothing but Copenhagen Wintergreen, Smokes nothing but Marlboro Reds, and drinks nothing but PBR. Owns a turkey named Tom, and a Turtle named Bubba. Drives a red lifted Jeep Cherokee, and also owns a 1996 Dodge Neon he claims is a racecar. He's been to jail twice for Whoopin' two guys ass, twice his size, twice. Came out with a jail tat, and a Chevy brand on his ass. Blairs David Allen Coe and Colt Ford Daily.
Becky "Is that a Phillip Lamanno over there?"
Shelby "I cant tell, does he have a mullet?"
Becky "Yes!!!"
* Panties drop*
Nasty Phillio, n.
Preceding coitus, patting, then rubbing vigorously goat shit across the eyes of a lover, then taking an axe to give this lover a nice set of cloven feet….er manually, that is to say split their foot up with the axe about 6”. Then proceed with coitus.
After dragging his sweet Catherine behind a pickup truck while having his meth’d up friends throw bricks and bottles at her and cursing her terribly, Jo-Jo decided a “Nasty Phillip” was in order!
When you are drunk and you want red rooster
It's gotta be red chicken phillip
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A wack ass drugger who has to wait 5 years to take his girlfriend to prom. This can be used as a slang term for nonce.
Yo Danny finger fucked his little sister, What a Charlie Phillips.
A person who is extremely ugly, mean and gets in trouble in school a lot.
Omg did you see that phillip.. he got suspended cauz he said nigga to AJ
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A quirky stand-up comedian from Downer's Grove, Illinois who won the 1985 Music Award for best comedy album, "E=mo2," released stand-up video, "Live at the Hasty Pudding Theater," and has worked in television and movies. Also famous for his coleslaw recipe and being quite handy with the ladies.
We spent our childhood watching Emo Phillips, which consequently had a major influence on our oddball sense of humor.
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