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When you are fucking a girl and about to blow your load, you punch her in each cheek. Creating the the two red circles on pikachu's face. Following you yell pikachu and grab a fork and stick it into an outlet, while simultaneously blowing your load into the girl as you shock her. It shocks her in two ways!
I was fucking this bitching and pikachued her, she didn't see it cuming.
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An extremely humiliating and stupid idea involving using a Pokémon pickup line to ask out a girl on instagram. This idea will always fail and should never be attempted.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If u were a Pokémon I would choose u
Will u go out with me Maddie?
Everyone else:
Good effort on that pikachu pickup but you’re screwed
So in the beginning of time. There was always Fat Pikachu. He was the warmth in the coldness of space. He was the light in the darkness. Then the Big Bang happened. Afterward there was more Fat Pikachu than the world knew what to do with. The world needed faith, and Fat Pikachu provided that hope for millions. Fat Pikachu, was a healer for the sick. He provided food for the starving. He was and always will be the light in every Pokémon trainer. Fat Pikachu is real, and he’s always happy to see you!
Fat Pikachu gives me the will to live.
A Pokémon movie that’s way better than it deserved to be
Wanna come and watch Detective Pikachu with me tomorrow?
Denki Kaminari from class 1A. Originates from the anime BNHA. Has same quirk as Pikachu from Pokèmon.
Bakugou: Darn Human Pikachu! IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!
A dumb pickup line involving mass attention and collective embarrassment and shaming to ask out a girl.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you were a Pokémon I would choose u
Will u go out with me Maddie?
Everyone else: wow that was a lame pikachu pickup bro
The sexual act where while penetrating anally, you take jumper cables connected to a car battery, and at the moment of orgasm, you hitch the jumper cables to the females nipples and yell PIKACHUUUUUUUUU. The electricity should cause the asshole to tighten massively around the penis, causing unbelievable tightness.
Man 1: Dude, my gf still has electricity burns from the blue pikachu I gave her.
Man 2: How'd you get it out of there?
Man 1: Lot's of lube.
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