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When you are dry humping your girlfriend before sex, you bust a moose load inside your undies 5 min in. No sex occurs. So in panicked desperation you try to clean yourself up w the cum encrusted undies, therefore making yourself more cummy
My buddy joe meyer went perfect pinting last night. He didn't get it in
A girl who hangs around, has sex with meth dealers in exchange for their drugs. Pint hoes usual are homeless girls who steal, lie, cheat their way through life. They can’t take care of themselves and cling to whatever guy will give them attention. Pint hoes will always deny being a pint hoe that’s how you know they are pint hoes.
“Do you know Megan? “
“Yup, she will suck anyone’s dick for meth”
“Just like Haley, fuck they are such pint hoes.”
Demon Pint - The one brand of beer that gets you absaloutley wobbled after 2-3 pints of it.
(applicable to the UK)
Big Larry - Heck Kev, iv had 2 pints of the San Miguel and I'm feeling rocked.
Little Kev - Aye, that's this pubs demon pint!
A person who sips the same pint all night and does not understand how rounds of drinks work in a group.
Ronald sipped his pint that i bougth him all night and left me with an empty glass when it was his round! Ronald is a pint dodger...
Not appealing unless being spoken about children,
pint size also is an insult of magnitude when used on or referring to Adults. and or adolescents.
unless being used humorously
That lady "pint size" I don't like that.
Look at your little "pint sized" self (referring and speaking to a child or a animal)
Appetizers (snack/finger foods) and pints (of ale or beer) usually offered in a pub/tavern.
To celebrate their anniversary, Jimmy's Pub is offering their appies and pints special two hours early!
Someone who is always seen holding his pint, afraid to leave it on a table or bar counter for whatever reason. Also common in many party photographs.
I went through the photographs of James' party last night. Peter was holding a ruddy glass of Guinness in every photo, he's a real pint protector.